I’m a damn lightweight

WTF? How the hell did I become a lightweight? My friend Damaris came by to have breakfast with me today. I was feeling particularly fancy so I suggested we make chicken and waffles with fruit cups and mimosas here at the house. I should tell you, I quit drinking last year when I realized that … Continue reading I’m a damn lightweight

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Where the hell have I been this time?

It's budget season at work. For those of you in accounting you know just what I'm talking about. Outside of work, I've been gearing up for my stay-cation next week. I'm planning to use my alone time to get a lot of writing done. In case you're wondering, I still haven't made any progress on … Continue reading Where the hell have I been this time?

20 Questions

Since Nidra Not Nice introduced me to the podcast The Read I've been hooked. Every Wednesday I log on to Souncloud to recap the previous week's episode before the new one drops on Thursday's. I'm usually pretty good about keeping my schedule but I missed last weeks episode. I had some time today so I … Continue reading 20 Questions

Cuz black people…

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‘Cause white people…

Why are there still Long John's Silver restaurants? Why is the recommended use amount of conditioner "dime sized"? Why is Arby's still a thing? Keepin' up with the Kardashians Single stuffed Oreo's exist / Golden Oreo's 6ix9ine LGBTQIA...GHIPBXYZ (Couldn't we have stopped at LGBT, or is that just me?) This face... Adventure seeking tampon commercials … Continue reading ‘Cause white people…